Only in America

I saw this in a church bulletin the other day and thought it was really funny and ironic.

Only in America...

...can a pizza get to your house quicker than an ambulance.
...do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get medicine when the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
...do banks leave the front doors open and the pens chained to the counters.
...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars parked in the driveway and put our junk in the garage.
...do we call what our doctors do a "Practice."
...do we call a man who invests our money a "broker".
...do we call the time of day with the slowest traffic "Rush Hour"!


Hmmm, how funny is that?


Lolly